Showing posts with label Funny / Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny / Jokes. Show all posts

Ken Lee - A Song By Mariah Carey?

Hmmmm, quite familiar w/ Mariah Carey's Ken Lee Song? If not, you better watch this video. A Bulgarian Music Idol contestant sang Mariah Carey's Ken Lee Song.


Laughing out loud. It's really a Mariah Carey's Song entitled, "Ken Lee". Hahahahahahaha.

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Best Ever Pacquiao - Marquez Fight!

Hi there folks! Here, I'll show you the best ever Pacquiao - Marquez fight! This video would relieve all your stress and would make you feel more comfortable (laughing out loud). I've been watching this video at about 5x a day, but still I'm fond of it. Others got angry with with this while others are not. Hahahaha. See it for yourself.

Here it is, try to rate it and leave your comments at the end of the post.


Video courtesy of moore986100.

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Pinoy Funny Jokes 2

Sa Math Class...

Teacher: Banong, kung meron akong 1 piraso ng karne at hinati ko ito, ilang piraso na?
Banong: 2 po mam!
Teacher: At kung hnati ko pa pareho?
Banong: 4 na piraso po!
Teacher: Hinati ko ulit.
Banong: 8 piraso po.
Teacher: Hinati ko pa.
Banong: 16 po mam.
Teacher: Hinati ko pa?
Banong: 32 piraso na po!
Teacher: Kung hinati ko ulit?
Banong: 64 po! (nakangiti)
Teacher: At hinati ko pa? 2 beses ko pang hinati?
Banong: Ay susmaryosep mam! GINILING napo! GINILING!!!
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TEACHER: okay class our lesson for today is science. What is science?
PEDRO: ako ma'am! Ako ma'am!
TEACHER: okay Pedro, what is science?
PEDRO: science is our lesson for today.
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TEACHER: ano ang pambansang ibon?
BOY: chicken?
TEACHER: hindi! kulay brown ito!
BOY: fried chicken!
TEACHER: hindi! mas maliit ito sa chicken.
BOY: knorr chicken cubes!
TEACHER: get out!
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STUDENT: ma'am, pagagalitan niyo po ba ako sa bagay na hindi ko naman ginawa?
TEACHER: natural hindi.
STUDENT: good, di ko po ginawa assignment ko!
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TEACHER: mga bata, alam niyo ba na ang bawat butil ng palay ay galing sa dugo't pawis ng mga magsasaka?
MGA BATA: eeewwww!
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TITSER: ba't ka na-late?
EDWARD: nawalan ho kasi ng 500 yung lalaki.
TITSER: tinulungan mo siyang maghanap?
EDWARD: hindi po, tinapakan ko lang hanggang umalis siya.


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Pinoy Funny Jokes

Few of the Pinoy Funny Jokes out there...

Jowk #1
Boy 1: Hindi hayop, hindi tao, isa ang mata???
Boy 2: E di tren!
Boy 1: Tumpak! E hindi hayop, hindi tao, isandaan ang mata???
Boy 2: Pinya
Boy 1: Mali
Boy 2: Sirit na!
Boy 1: E di isandaang tren!

Jowk #2
Totoy: Sabi ng tatay ko ay balang araw ay makukuha rin kita!
Nene: Ano ba ang tatay mo???
Totoy: May-ari ng puneralya.

Jowk #3
Juan: Napilayan ako sa foot ball game.
Pedro: Paanong nagyari ‘yon?
Juan: Nalaglag ako sa may upuan.

Jowk #4
Pare 1: Ano ba pare, kumusta ang hanapbuhay?
Pare 2: Hindi ako naghahanap buhay.
Pare 1: Anong hinahanap mo kung ganoon?
Pare 2: Patay. Kasi sa punenarya ako nagtatrabaho.

Jowk #5
Pedro: Nag-aaral ka raw ng biyulin.
Juan: Oo.
Pedro: Anong pinakamahirap gawin sa pagbibiyulin?
Juan: Yung magbayad ng installment kada buwan.


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